Warning: soap box rant ahead. But it’s all about the s-e-x so it’s a fun one!
It’s time to have some good humping.
I don’t care how much of a hassle it is.
Have you ever wanted to take someone by the lapels and shake them! If you have kids, I know that answer is a hells yeah.
I’m not saying you’re like my kid, OK? But I am saying (shake shake shake) that IT IS TIME TO GET YOUR HUMP ON.
I work with a lot of ladies who want to want to have sex with their husbands.
“I know it’s really important to him.”
“He would be really happy if I started wanting it again.”
“When we have it, I like it. But then I forget about it…”
Those reasons are good enough to get them to have enough sex to keep him sort of happy.
No Shameless woman ever rocked her world so he could be sort of happy.
It’s time to rock your own world.
Those excuses are so passive.
How we do one thing is how we do everything.
What else do you “forget” about doing that you like? What else do you try to make yourself do because someone else wants you to?
I bet you a million dollars that if you don’t have sex because you “don’t feel like it” there are a bunch of other areas you don’t take care of because you “don’t feel like it.”
If the thought of doing it anymore than you do now sounds annoying, hear me out.
There is not a single bank account that won’t benefit from an orgasm.
Not one relationship that won’t benefit from an orgasm.
Not one painting that won’t benefit from an orgasm.
If you don’t want to do it with him, do it with yourself.
Go give yourself an orgasm and see what happens.
Then email me and tell me what you learn. I can’t wait to hear! Talking about sex is my favorite.