The Orgasm That Changes Everything

My clients come to me because they’re not happy with their sex lives.

There are various reasons.

–They’re bored but they don’t know what else to try or ask for.

–They’re insecure about their body.

–They want it more than their guy does. They’re like, WHAT RED BLOODED MAN DOESN’T WANT TO GET LAID?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!

–Their guy is always pawing at them and they’re like ENOUGH ALREADY, HANDSY McHANDSERSON! I’M FUCKING TIRED, OK?!

They love my first assignment:

Go give yourself an orgasm every day for a week.

Well, they don’t love it. But they do it. Of course they do it. If a woman isn’t willing to do it for herself, how can she expect anything to change with him.

7 orgasms is so good because it brings up all the stuff in the way of you and killer sex.

Do you ever not want to do it with yourself?

Well, do you feel rejected an unworthy? No. Of course not. But if he doesn’t want to, are you as neutral about that?

Didn’t think so.

Do you ever get bored with your same ole-same ole pragmatic orgasms?

Do you get mad at yourself for being a lame lover? No. That would be weird. But if you’re having same ole-same ole with your partner, how annoyed are you?

Exactly.

Do you want sex but your guy does not?

No matter how many things you’ve tried, how many ways you’ve begged, pouted, pleaded–7 days of orgasm will change things.

Do you wish you didn’t have to hump at all, but know you should because it’s important to him?

Or do you like it when you do it, but have trouble remembering that you actually like it?

Kinda like going to the gym–you’re glad you did it, but don’t want to get started.

I can’t get you laid but I can certainly up the odds.

I can help you get in the best position possible for it to happen. You can’t control your partner, but you can certainly influence him.

The key is taking care of yourself first.

Then when you ask for something different from him, you’re 1 bazillion times more willing to get it.

If you’re not getting laid because you don’t want to, that’s fine too.

I’m not going to make you have sex with him if you don’t want to. But if you orgasm every day for a week, you will learn so much about yourself. I promise you that even if you still don’t want to have sex with your guy, you still don’t have to. But you’ll be in a much better position to deal with it.

When you’re having regular orgasms, everything changes. Even if he does not.

I promise you that if you take care of you, your relationship will improve.

Want bazillion times better odds of fantasy worthy sex?

Go do you.

Do you.

Even when you don’t feel like it. Even when you’re tired. Even when you don’t “have time.” Especially then.

Do you.

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